What can you do with this?

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The tall highlander walked into the pro shop at Pitlochry Golf Club and stood ramrod straight as he pulled a badly nicked ball from his sporran.

"What can you do with this ?" he asked the golf pro.

"Well," said the manager in complete understanding, "we can vulcanise it for five pence or re-cover it for ten." "I'll let ye know t'morra," said the customer. The next day he was back, holding out the ball. 4 Tha' Regiment," he said, "votes ta' vulcanise."